An awesome wedding cake horror story that I recently heard from some clients. They were at a wedding, and dinner hadn't been served yet, when an older couple walked up to the cake table and just started cutting themselves pieces of the wedding cake. They said that the bride was pretty mellow about it, but that some of the other guests were up in arms. I think that's actually pretty horrifyingly funny, personally. If nothing else, it definitely gave the other guests something to talk about over dinner!
For those of you who are saying "What's the big deal, they just wanted some cake," here's a suggestion for something you might want to put on your Christmas list!